I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
