So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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