I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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