I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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