i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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