# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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