Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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