Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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