butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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