I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Randomize
