Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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