you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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