There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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