windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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