You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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