Buhtt sex?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Randomize
