Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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