So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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