Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just invented taco cereal.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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