I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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