Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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