I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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