the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This is my gift to your gina
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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