Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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