we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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