Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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