I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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