I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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