Small penises have feelings too.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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