Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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