I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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