I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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