but the lizard people decide everything anyway
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Mom said you looked used
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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