Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I smell like Dick and happiness
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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