I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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