I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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