fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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