Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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