she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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