The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just want nice things and good sex
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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