At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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