I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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