My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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