my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Walk of Shame today included voting.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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