I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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