never play flip cup with pint glasses
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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