Dude my mom stole all your condoms
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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