I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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