Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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