is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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