Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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