paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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