508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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