garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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