Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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