id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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