dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I've blown a few things in my day
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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