someone get that fucking seahorse.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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This house was built for laser tag.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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